Office related Humorous quotes.

• If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
• If you enjoy what you are doing, you're probably doing it wrong.
• Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
• No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
• The less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.
• The less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.
• Always do exactly what your boss would do if he knew what he was talking about.
• Accidents happen when two people try to be clever at the same time.
• The guy you beat out of a prime parking spot is the one you have to see for the job interview.
• When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When leaving work early, you will meet your boss in the parking lot.
• The phone never rings when you have nothing to do.
• As soon as you get a fresh cup of coffee, the boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
• Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't work he is supposed to be doing.
• If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
• If you have something to do, and put it off long enough, chances are that someone else will do it for you.
• When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
• You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
• Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
• The most persistent callers have the least important business.
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
• Happiness is not good for work.
• You always get sick on the second day of your vacation and always recover the day before you return to work.
• Everything can be filled under miscellaneous.
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Shadow's Law  :

An unprecedented streak of good weather will be interrupted by rain on your day off.

Rule of Warehousing  :

To Ensure immediate need of a carton from the shelf, put something very large and heavy in front of it.