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Automobile Acronyms________   AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Break My Window Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD Flip over read directions First on Race Day!!! backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill features O.J. and Ron's DNA JEEP Just Eats Every Part Just Empty Every Pocket < li> GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

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