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Day-to-day life related Humorous Quotes.

If anything can go wrong, it will.
If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
When things go wrong somewhere, they are apt to go wrong everywhere.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.
When things go wrong, don't go with them.
You never know how soon it is too late.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Being punctual means only that your mistake will be made on time.
Things go wrong all at once, but things go right gradually.
It takes no time at all to break something, but it takes forever to have something repaired.
Humans are the only animals able to retrace their steps to make the mistakes they had previously avoided.
The greater the number of people involved in an event, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.
There is no right way to do the wrong thing.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.
Just because you are bored doesn't mean you know what you're doing.
It takes less time to do something right than it takes to explain why you did it wrong.
If things are going well in one area, they are going wrong in another.
The less you do, the less can go wrong.
If we knew what we were getting into we would never get into anything.
To learn from your mistakes, you must first realize that you are making mistakes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A good place to start from is where you are.
Careful planning is no substitute for dumb luck.
Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.
Any given Law will not be named for the person who created it.
Corollary: It's not who said it, it's who named it.